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Sh*tway Keychain

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Sh*tway Keychain

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Item details

Sometimes life takes you the right way. Sometimes it takes you the Sh*tway. This little keychain is for anyone who enjoys questionable decisions, dumb jokes, and making strangers do a confused double-take. With bold raised lettering, unmistakable green-and-yellow styling, and a handy metal clip, it’s perfect for: Car keys Backpacks Lunch bags That friend who always chooses the worst possible route It’s cheap. It’s cheerful. It says SH*T WAY. What more could you possibly need from a keychain? A parody gag gift. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any sandwich company—obviously.

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