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Great gift for my wife, who loves Wizard of Oz! Good quality and nicely durable under heat from hot drinks. Shipped quickly and arrived on time with no issues.
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P*nis Keychain
$16.99
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P*nis Keychain
$16.99
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- Lower item prices than our Etsy shop
- $5 US & Canada shipping — free on orders $50+
- Secure Stripe checkout + damage protection
- Made to order in our Chesterfield, Michigan studio
- Ships in 1-3 business days (made to order)
Same maker. Lower item prices here, with shipping shown separately. See shipping and returns.
Item details
Is it sophisticated? No. Is it tasteful? Also no. Will your most immature friend laugh immediately? Absolutely. This red, white, and blue gag keychain features bold raised lettering and a sturdy metal clip—perfect for keys, backpacks, lunch bags, or awkwardly displaying at family gatherings. Ideal for: White Elephant exchanges Bachelor or bachelorette parties Stocking stuffers Friends who never emotionally progressed beyond 8th Grade. They probably already own enough boring keychains. Give them a P*nis instead. Parody gag gift. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any soft-drink company.
